Fear and Loathing in Westwood

I was working in Westwood a couple of days ago, and this girl who was chatting on her phone walked past me. Through no fault of my own, I overheard part of her conversation. She said, quite matter-of-fact, "Yeah, I decided that I'm going to become addicted to laxatives."

I don't know about you, but I for one am morally opposed to food baby abortions.