Oh Really?

This is Real

I <3 NY

I Time Travel

I woke up the morning after my birthday, feeling tired and broken. Little did I know that I had been asleep for 71 years, 4 months, and three days. Strange how things were exactly the same.

Nope, that doesn't make any sense

A Letter to Metro Riders

Dearest LA Metro riders,

If you are standing near where I am sitting on the train or bus, please do not blow ass in my face.

Regards,
Anonymous Metro Rider

Gchat with Jonny while he was at work

9:57 PM me: should i watch point break or the jerk?

10:15 PM Jonathan: either are good choices

10:16 PM Jonathan: I guess it depends on how you want to wake up: to gunfire and shouting or slow witted mumbling

Gchat with Swango

9:56 PM me: should i watch point break or the jerk?

10:07 PM Nathan: Well I watched sneakers last night,

starring dan ackroyd

and when i think about him i also think about tom hanks

who was in the burbs with corey feldman

when i think about him i typically think about lost boys which i recently got for easter

10:08 PM vampires are cool around holloween

so are rubber masks

thus i truly believe you should watch point break

its logic